Don’t Be a Hot Mess: Summer Heat Health Tips That Slap
- Dr. Lucas Marchand
- Jul 10
- 3 min read

Look, summer is fun... until it tries to kill you.
I love me a good tan line and an iced coffee that’s 92% ice. But this weather? Sometimes it feels like Mother Nature is straight-up hazing us. And unless your idea of self-care is fainting in a public park, it’s time to take this heat seriously. Let's talk heatstroke, hydration, and how not to become a sweaty cautionary tale.
What Even Is Heatstroke?
Not Just “I’m Hot and Cranky”
Heatstroke isn’t just dramatic summer vibes—it’s your body’s full-on rage quit. It happens when your internal temperature hits 104°F or higher. At that point, your body's like, “I’m out,” and you need medical attention faster than you can say, “Is it hot in here or just me?”
Symptoms You Shouldn’t Ignore:
Confusion or slurred speech – You’re not drunk, your brain’s boiling
Lack of sweating – Weird, right? But it's your body's panic mode
Nausea and vomiting – A very unsexy combo
Rapid pulse and shallow breathing – Basically, your body’s sprinting a 5K without your permission
Skin that's red, hot, and dry – The human version of a baked potato
If this sounds like you or your buddy at the BBQ, skip the Google search and call 911.
Heat Exhaustion vs. Heatstroke: Who Wore It Worse?
Heat exhaustion is the annoying little sibling of heatstroke—it’s not fatal, but it can become fatal if you ignore it to keep playing spikeball like a hero.
Symptom | Heat Exhaustion | Heatstroke |
Sweating | Yes, buckets | No (bad sign!) |
Body Temp | <104°F | ≥104°F |
Mental Status | Tired, dizzy | Confused, delirious |
Treatment | Cool down + hydrate | Emergency medical care |
Hydration Isn’t Just a Trend—It’s Survival

How Much Water Do You Actually Need?

Forget the “8 cups a day” rule. If it’s 90 degrees and you’re out walking your dog, wrangling your kids, or just existing with anxiety sweat—you need more.
General rule:Drink half your body weight in ounces of water per day. Add extra if:
You're sweating like you’re in a CrossFit cult
You’re drinking alcohol
You’re basically a human Slip’N Slide
Best Electrolytes for Hot Weather
Coconut water – It’s like nature’s Gatorade without the weird neon color
Electrolyte powders – Look for low-sugar options (LMNT, Nuun, Liquid I.V.)
DIY Hack: Mix water, a pinch of sea salt, splash of lemon, and a teaspoon of honey. It’s giving hydration AND Whole Foods energy.
What to Do During a Heat Wave (Besides Cry)
Where to Cool Off Without Being Creepy
Public libraries – Quiet, cool, and full of judgment-free AC
Big box stores – Just walk around Target and pretend you need a candle
Movie theaters – Yes, $12 popcorn is worth it for 2 hours of freezing air
Stay Safe When the Sun’s Out and the AC’s Weak
Avoid peak sun hours – That’s 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. aka “human air fryer” time
Use cooling towels – Wet, freeze, drape. Voilà: neck spa.
Dress smart – Loose, light-colored clothing. Not your black hoodie, Brad.
Fan + ice bowl trick – Put a bowl of ice in front of a fan for a makeshift AC. MacGyver would be proud.
Dehydration Symptoms in Adults: It’s Not Just Feeling “Meh”
You’re probably dehydrated if:
You have a headache but didn’t drink last night
You feel dizzy standing up, like a Victorian woman
Your pee looks like Mountain Dew (yes, we’re going there)
Pro tip: If you’re not peeing every few hours, you’re probably not drinking enough. Also, go drink water now. I’ll wait.
Final Thoughts
Summer’s a vibe—but heatstroke is not. Hydrate, rest, and don’t be afraid to cancel plans if you’re one sunbeam away from a medical emergency. And hey, if your body’s already screaming at you (tight back, sore neck, general “what is life” pain), let MyChiro come to you.
**Book a house call now** — No waiting rooms. Just AC, adjustments, and getting your summer bod to not shut down.
